Everybody stop everything! Yes, even you (hopefully select few) who are trying to disarm a ticking time bomb. Don't move. Don't breath. I've got an announcement to make.

After two completely wasted years of membership (I should be able to call myself a DA verteran by now, dang it!), I have finally decided to actually become active. Thank you, thank you, but please hold all applause until the end.

There is an issue - don't throw random assortments of vegetables yet! - with this, however, and that is the fact that I have little to no artistic abilities or talents whatsoever. You, reader, most likely have more talent in your little toe than I have in my entire body, to be fair.

But, other than that, I've got nothing to say. You may applaud now.

[Disclaimer: SB is not to be charged with loss of vision, hearing, touch, smell, taste, or any sort of sane mental state. SB cannot be held responsible for any riots, mobs, or otherwise rebellious groups due to content uploaded on this so-free-and-unrestricted-it-should-be-illegal-in-at-least-48-states site. And, uh, all that jazz...]